Oh So Hungry Day 5 178 pounds april 22th
Its was Christmas!!! Its was Christmas!!!
Well not really but the wife said that i could take a break from my diet today on account of us having Brandyn's Birthday party today...heeheeheehee..im gonna be such a pig.
She even started my morning off with a plate of bacon and eggs with TOAST!!! buttered toast!! and a cup of coffee...and none of that Sweet Low crap ...real sugar..the way that Science and modified cultivation had intended...i swear i finished off the plate before my @ss had hit the chair to sit...and it was good...i must have hugged the plate close to me for well over an hour before i put it into the sink...mmm..
Didnt eat anything for the rest of the day till the evening when we all gathered at the inlaws house for the birthday party...my house is under renovations so its a no go for a party with all the dust...The minute i entered the door i swear i put the two pounds i had lost back on cause it smelled awesome....
Went downstairs and she had the table all bountied up with food....this must have been what it felt like for the first pilgrims when the indians saved their sorry asses after their first crappy harvest.....
I stammerd around for about 1/2 an hour cause we had to wait for my mom and sister to come by....the kids and i kept picking at the cut up pineapple and i even managed to sneak in one of my mother in laws delicious lemon flavored surgar coated cookies...
They are awesome. They are about the size of your palm, with a 5mm thick layer of sugar. First you scrape off the layer of sugar with your front teeth, then you take the cookie and break it off into chunks and dip them into your coffee where they engorge themselves so big that they cover the entire opening of the coffee cup....by the time you finish dunking the entire cookie, there ain't no more coffee left...but you dont care.....
"Ding Dong" it was the sound my stomach had waited to hear...as soon as my mom and sister got down the stairs i had a plate already half full, 2 slices of Jalapeno pizzas, some Portuguese rice, some of those small round potatoes all smothered in that Devil's sauce, some pineapple, Anise, and a few chunks of Melon...and this was just for starters....It felt like a pound of food at least...I snuck myself to a corner of the room where i wouldnt be disturbed and where i wouldnt be able to hurt anyone from the flying debries of melon rinds and pizza crusts....
After a few more helpings i finished it off with the finest cup of coffee and the most ear shattering yet pleasing Burp!
The wife didnt do so bad herself...there were tomato splatters and bits of rice all over the wall where she had been stationed at..
We left the kids to fend for themselves...what the hell, their 7 and 10 now...We dumped the baby off with the grandma while we ate for fear of her getting her fingers in the way of our enjoyment....
it was so good, we could have finished off a few packs of cigarettes..
I think i even had a cup of coffee in the evening when i got home but who could remember after that smorgasborg.
Well not really but the wife said that i could take a break from my diet today on account of us having Brandyn's Birthday party today...heeheeheehee..im gonna be such a pig.
She even started my morning off with a plate of bacon and eggs with TOAST!!! buttered toast!! and a cup of coffee...and none of that Sweet Low crap ...real sugar..the way that Science and modified cultivation had intended...i swear i finished off the plate before my @ss had hit the chair to sit...and it was good...i must have hugged the plate close to me for well over an hour before i put it into the sink...mmm..
Didnt eat anything for the rest of the day till the evening when we all gathered at the inlaws house for the birthday party...my house is under renovations so its a no go for a party with all the dust...The minute i entered the door i swear i put the two pounds i had lost back on cause it smelled awesome....
Went downstairs and she had the table all bountied up with food....this must have been what it felt like for the first pilgrims when the indians saved their sorry asses after their first crappy harvest.....
I stammerd around for about 1/2 an hour cause we had to wait for my mom and sister to come by....the kids and i kept picking at the cut up pineapple and i even managed to sneak in one of my mother in laws delicious lemon flavored surgar coated cookies...
They are awesome. They are about the size of your palm, with a 5mm thick layer of sugar. First you scrape off the layer of sugar with your front teeth, then you take the cookie and break it off into chunks and dip them into your coffee where they engorge themselves so big that they cover the entire opening of the coffee cup....by the time you finish dunking the entire cookie, there ain't no more coffee left...but you dont care.....
"Ding Dong" it was the sound my stomach had waited to hear...as soon as my mom and sister got down the stairs i had a plate already half full, 2 slices of Jalapeno pizzas, some Portuguese rice, some of those small round potatoes all smothered in that Devil's sauce, some pineapple, Anise, and a few chunks of Melon...and this was just for starters....It felt like a pound of food at least...I snuck myself to a corner of the room where i wouldnt be disturbed and where i wouldnt be able to hurt anyone from the flying debries of melon rinds and pizza crusts....
After a few more helpings i finished it off with the finest cup of coffee and the most ear shattering yet pleasing Burp!
The wife didnt do so bad herself...there were tomato splatters and bits of rice all over the wall where she had been stationed at..
We left the kids to fend for themselves...what the hell, their 7 and 10 now...We dumped the baby off with the grandma while we ate for fear of her getting her fingers in the way of our enjoyment....
it was so good, we could have finished off a few packs of cigarettes..
I think i even had a cup of coffee in the evening when i got home but who could remember after that smorgasborg.
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