Oh So Hungry Day 1 180 pounds april 18th
Wife decided yesterday that she would go on a diet. For some reason she feels that i too would benefit from a diet.
I told her i didnt care what she looks like and that i think she looks beautiful. Shes not buying it. I told her that i dont stare at the mantle piece anyway when im pokin the fire so why bother. She said she'd make up the couch for me tonight.
I am comfortable with the way I look so i begged to differ, however she holds the ladel and owns the pots and pans therefore i must comply.
She thinks one way to encourage US not to eat is put current half naked photos of us on the fridge displaying our grotesqueness??
Im a guy...who loves food...she can put a photo of crap on the fridge door and it would only make me want to eat the fudge inside..or jo louis (cream filled cakes).
Tuesday April 18 Day 1. 8am
Breakfast
Had 1 slim fast strawberry shake
Took my Hunger Curb pill
No Coffee
Wife calls my boss to ensure that i stick to my diet. Oh yes this will definately help with my weight loss and self-esteem
Lunch
Ate raw anise which luckily i like
Snuck in a croissant in the elevator
Vegetarian Sushi
Dasani raspberry water
Walked home from work
ate a bounty coconut chocolate bar...i did say im a guy so that means i am weak as water when it comes to controlling my hunger. Yes i know its been less than a day
Dinner
She made spaghetti and meat balls. Yeah way to go lady...
She also had tons of fruit cut up. Ladies...guys dont eat fruit unless its inside something meaty. Like a steak....if you can shove some apples pears and bananas into a steak then i may consider eating the fruit.
For excersize we went for a walk with the kids
Went over to moms and just had to have some coffee and some of her cake. I couldnt say no. I hadnt gone over for Easter so she had that look in her eye you know the one that leaves you with a guilt trip.
On the way home, the wife goes on about me having to control myself if im to lose 25 pounds. Im thinking i could lose 135 in minutes by leaving her nagging ass by the curb. I know she means well but im hungry.
Got home and had a banana and more dry cantelope.
My wife sucks at buying fruit. She has her mother's nack. All fruit is either brown/bruised , has fingernail marks or isnt ripe. Some even have bites in them. She just has no patience and picks up whatever she sees. She bought some strawberrys the other day that I thought had been packed in cotton but no....the "cotton" was growing around the strawberrys. She figured this was still okay. "I'll just cut aroun it"
She supposedly stuck to her diet all day.
Just finished a cup of coffee that i was dying for...its about 1:30am. time for bed....lets see how far i get tomorrow.
I told her i didnt care what she looks like and that i think she looks beautiful. Shes not buying it. I told her that i dont stare at the mantle piece anyway when im pokin the fire so why bother. She said she'd make up the couch for me tonight.
I am comfortable with the way I look so i begged to differ, however she holds the ladel and owns the pots and pans therefore i must comply.
She thinks one way to encourage US not to eat is put current half naked photos of us on the fridge displaying our grotesqueness??
Im a guy...who loves food...she can put a photo of crap on the fridge door and it would only make me want to eat the fudge inside..or jo louis (cream filled cakes).
Tuesday April 18 Day 1. 8am
Breakfast
Had 1 slim fast strawberry shake
Took my Hunger Curb pill
No Coffee
Wife calls my boss to ensure that i stick to my diet. Oh yes this will definately help with my weight loss and self-esteem
Lunch
Ate raw anise which luckily i like
Snuck in a croissant in the elevator
Vegetarian Sushi
Dasani raspberry water
Walked home from work
ate a bounty coconut chocolate bar...i did say im a guy so that means i am weak as water when it comes to controlling my hunger. Yes i know its been less than a day
Dinner
She made spaghetti and meat balls. Yeah way to go lady...
She also had tons of fruit cut up. Ladies...guys dont eat fruit unless its inside something meaty. Like a steak....if you can shove some apples pears and bananas into a steak then i may consider eating the fruit.
For excersize we went for a walk with the kids
Went over to moms and just had to have some coffee and some of her cake. I couldnt say no. I hadnt gone over for Easter so she had that look in her eye you know the one that leaves you with a guilt trip.
On the way home, the wife goes on about me having to control myself if im to lose 25 pounds. Im thinking i could lose 135 in minutes by leaving her nagging ass by the curb. I know she means well but im hungry.
Got home and had a banana and more dry cantelope.
My wife sucks at buying fruit. She has her mother's nack. All fruit is either brown/bruised , has fingernail marks or isnt ripe. Some even have bites in them. She just has no patience and picks up whatever she sees. She bought some strawberrys the other day that I thought had been packed in cotton but no....the "cotton" was growing around the strawberrys. She figured this was still okay. "I'll just cut aroun it"
She supposedly stuck to her diet all day.
Just finished a cup of coffee that i was dying for...its about 1:30am. time for bed....lets see how far i get tomorrow.
posted by Ricky at
10:40 PM
3 Comments:
We're all watching you rickie.... hehehe
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Anonymous, at 7:46 AM
okay croissants in the elevators, we can follow the crumbs to your desk and check the security cams.The food police are everywhere.
By
Anonymous, at 5:57 PM
Surveillance report 16:00 April 26, 2006
Subject attempted to create a distraction by eating ainse (fennel) for lunch and sharing with other inmates- I mean hard working people in close proximity to the stake out.
Subject observed constantly snacking after lunch on cran-raisins, breakfast meuslie and sesame snaps.
Cran-raisins and meuslie were confiscated and locked in evidence room. Considered charging subject with hiding a concealed pack of unpopped popcorn however let it pass with a warning as subject voluntarily turned over the sesame snaps - bonus points for that. Was going to say brownie points but that may be mis-construed as police brutality.
Continue to monitor situation closely. Food police 10-4
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Anonymous, at 7:33 PM
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