Oh So Hungry Day 2 180 pounds april 19 th
Its the second day
Spent the night with dreams of sugar plums dancing in my head covered in white sugar, fudge with a side of beef, eggs bacon ooooh and a muffin.
Got up to the sound of my kids in the kitching clinking and clacking away while sitting at the table eating their rice krispies.
My wife bellows "Honey" you'll be late for work.....how cruel mentioning food so early in the morning.
She had my glass of cold Strawberry slimfast waiting for me as i came down the stairs. Took my Hunger Curb pill and went to work.
She packed a blueberry yogurt for breakfast
Of course at work they were all gorging on a smorgasborg of food....actually it was mostly toast and bagels but still food.
after about an hour i ate my yogurt..mm yogurt.
usually i take a potty break at about noon but with not much food in the belly there just isnt any point in letting go.
A colleague heard of my predicament and approached me with an offer...we will call him "Crouch" to protect his identity. He offered me Ingrediant X...oh it has a name, but in case the wife is reading the blog...im keeping this one to myself. Crouch is thin as pin so there must be something to Ingredient X.
Snuck in a croissant in the after noon on my break...made sure the brush off any crumbs so that the Food Police wouldnt be aware. Had the Value Mart girl double bag it so as not to draw attention to it.
Came back from break and noticed a small fruit plate...it was a surprise and much appreciated.. another concerned citizen , my condescending asian-originating friend, had brought it for me...
after work i managed to stagger home from the hunger to be greeted at the door by my chubby well fed kids and my wife holding my evening slimfast shake in her hands..
Spent the night with dreams of sugar plums dancing in my head covered in white sugar, fudge with a side of beef, eggs bacon ooooh and a muffin.
Got up to the sound of my kids in the kitching clinking and clacking away while sitting at the table eating their rice krispies.
My wife bellows "Honey" you'll be late for work.....how cruel mentioning food so early in the morning.
She had my glass of cold Strawberry slimfast waiting for me as i came down the stairs. Took my Hunger Curb pill and went to work.
She packed a blueberry yogurt for breakfast
Of course at work they were all gorging on a smorgasborg of food....actually it was mostly toast and bagels but still food.
after about an hour i ate my yogurt..mm yogurt.
usually i take a potty break at about noon but with not much food in the belly there just isnt any point in letting go.
A colleague heard of my predicament and approached me with an offer...we will call him "Crouch" to protect his identity. He offered me Ingrediant X...oh it has a name, but in case the wife is reading the blog...im keeping this one to myself. Crouch is thin as pin so there must be something to Ingredient X.
Snuck in a croissant in the after noon on my break...made sure the brush off any crumbs so that the Food Police wouldnt be aware. Had the Value Mart girl double bag it so as not to draw attention to it.
Came back from break and noticed a small fruit plate...it was a surprise and much appreciated.. another concerned citizen , my condescending asian-originating friend, had brought it for me...
after work i managed to stagger home from the hunger to be greeted at the door by my chubby well fed kids and my wife holding my evening slimfast shake in her hands..
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